Spring, she be gone, summer’s a-comin’; beez iz a-buzzin’ and mowers iz hummin’; de dewdrops iz bootiful, see how dey glistens; I bitch about stuff, but nobody listens... From the no such thing as enough file comes the raging Napster tiff; megamillionaire rock stars pissed at fans swappin’ their tunes FOR FREE!! Holy Download Batman, de Noive o’ dose pee-ons! At least we have learned that the rage of Metallica is not just a phony rock put-on. Downside; now they’re mad at YOU, mah little brutha... Incredible breakthrough news on the Diet front!! Eat Less, exercise more, and you’ll lose weight!! Hmm... How come you never ‘splained it like dat befo’? I jes’ luv it when insult passes for insight... Blood in the limo, blood on the clothes, but just whodunit, nobody knows. Soon though, I ‘spect OJ will surface and claim Ray Lewis & Co are the real killers, after all... New this summer!! The Bobby Knight Camp for Over-ther-Top Little League Parents!! The Enraged Lunatic Package is a steal at $3K/week. Get pissed and fleeced simultaneously!!... Muff - please inspire the bullpen. Please!?!
