If you feel a little silly 'bout the Y2K, don't feel bad cuz you're not the only one; the bottled water and the batteries - you can use 'em any day; mark the ammo in the bunker 2001... Yes, HAL, the countdown to your celestial romp has begun in earnest. Though Stanley Kubrick is now Eyes Completely Shut and lolligagging in the ether, HAL's been busy commandeering Martian probes and confounding NASA's experts right and left, the poor buggers. In true complex yet superfluous 21st century form, the new equation is: Art imitating Life imitating Art - for profit. Expect a dot.com IPO any day... Good ol' Boris; it takes an artist to upstage the splashiest event of the century - thank goodness the task fell into Mr. Yeltsin's doughy, vodka-soaked,capable mitts. Nostrovya, big B - we'll miss ya, that is until the Boris and Bill post-presidency show opens wide. Two true Wild & Crazy Guys, free from the annoying restraints of world leadership, romping Rodman-esque 'round the globe, it will be a revel to behold. FL and NBA moron thugs take heed: to Party with Impunity is the B'n'B motto. (p.s. - Puffy - you could learn, too.)... Will Her-Rodham-ness' new nickname be Capitol Hill'? One thang fo' sho', Rudy won't go quietly, but then neither did Vince Foster... Ahhh, Michael Douglas, you've made Woody Allen jealous, and that's not an easy thing to do; he's been eyein' Soon Li's cousin and the wag's are all a-buzzin' with adoption comin' in a day or two... Lately, Muff's been keepin' clear of the clubhouse door; somethin' about danger and disrespect. So instead, she's followed in numerous Hollywoood ill-chosen footsteps and found herself a hip-hop daddy, Blowed-Up Brushes. B.U.B., as he is affectionately known, had a huge hit with, "Glock'n'spill This, M.F." The girl is just not capable of a good choice... Happy New Year, one and all. More kids shows and new recordings this year, and an update on the website comin' - I'm looking forward to it all. C ya out 'n' about.
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